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Just been offered a job in the south of
France... I thought “Why not?, I’ve got
nothing Toulouse.”
STAMPS I’ve just finished reading an excellent book

called “Fights on a Narrowboat”
As most of our members will know by R.G. Bargee.
Bob Barnes is our stamp guru. He
takes all our used and donated I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard
stamp collections sorts them and on his hind legs telling jokes…
auctions them off. Over the years, I turned to a local tribesman and said
he has raised many hundreds of “that lizards really funny!”
pounds for Take Heart and we The tribesman replied, “That’s not a lizard…
thank him once again for the time He’s a stand up chameleon…”
and effort he has put in for our
charity. Anyone got any tips for York Races today?

In the Take Heart office we always I’ve got ‘Dusty Carpet’, never been beaten
remove all stamps from incoming and ‘V Neck’ which is a nice jumper…
mail and together with many Don’t back ‘Landfill’ though – that’s a
members send them on to Bob. If rubbish tip…
you would like to send him stamps
yourself, he asks two things: My wife accused me of stealing her
thesaurus! Not only was I shocked, I was
Please leave a little bit of envelope
around the stamp when removing also aghast, appalled and dismayed!
it, and please ensure the correct My new car runs on fish oil...
postage when sending them to
him. It’s turbot – charged.
His address is: You can never ‘run’ through a campsite…
Bob Barnes, You can only ‘ran’ as it’s past tents….
9 Gagewell Drive,
Horbury, Wakefield, DAD JOKE MAN
WF4 6BP
Many Thanks.
Trevor Thompson.

QUIZ ANSWERS
1. B 2. D 3. C 4. D 5. D 6. D 7. C 8. D
9. C 10. A 11. D 12. B 13. D 14. A 15. C
16. A 17. C 18. B 19. A 20. C

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